What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:35
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.